'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except for a Roomba 530,
It vacuumed the carpet that ever so dirty,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of T2 Steam Boy's danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my rags
Had just settled down after changing the EZ Bagz.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew in a Pronto,
Tore open the shutters and looked below.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Monster! Not eight little reindeer!
I thought for a moment shouldn't this be St. Nick?
Just then I heard a rattling from the top of the roof,
Which sounded of a reindeer hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney, St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dress in clean, wrinkle free clothes; which looked quite spiffy,
As Mrs. Claus had just steamed his outfit with their steamer by Jiffy.
Until he landed, then his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot,
I forgot to clean my fireplace with my new Cheetah... he was covered head to foot!
A laughter arouse from the jolly fellow as he shook the dirt off,
Soon the bountiful laughter turned, to such a bountiful cough.
I grabbed my remote and cranked up the IQAir,
As he sat down to eat cookies and milk, without a care.
He handed me my gift and said not to worry, for he is no Scrooge,
As he left I opened the box to reveal... an Irobot Looj!
GoVacuum Wishes You & Yours- A Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!